The Republic of Kassym-Jomart Tokayev is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.616 billion Kassym-Jomart Tokayevians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The thriving Kassym-Jomart Tokayevian economy, worth 202 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,401 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Kassym-Jomart Tokayevian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Kassym-Jomart Tokayev's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kassym-Jomart Tokayev is ranked 231,388^th in the world and 76^th in Evergreens for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.